1. How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them
2. What's the difference between a baby and a feminist?
At some point in it's life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.
3. I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.